I've been goin' through days of tireness since the last Monday!
I've no time to jog. Fatigue is the right word, whenever i reached my room's door.
A lotta ma friends, especially who were still studyin' were now either just done with their exams or still on exams.
Talking about this, in Malay language, they would say,
"Masih menduduki peperiksaan",
Which if translated directly, "still sittin' on examination". Where the hell does the malays got the idea to picture it as "sitting on examination" while it is supposed to be still doing the examination.
Words, languages, people would find it beautiful in some cases but if u think deeply about it, it just sound funny. Like around the corner. What does it gotta do with it's being so near or the time is so close now?
Around the corner, would be actually, you have to seek for a corner and look around it. I think it's just funny and confusing. Why Why Why?
Try to utter Lorry, lorry, lorry... so many times. Say it until u feel like its meaningless. Why does a lorry is called a lorry. Have u ever experience such feeling, where u found out that the things around you are actually formed of weird/freakin things?
I've been doing a lot of thinking. Or should it be thinkings? People would say thoughts!
I've been a lil paranoia in handling machines. This was all started when I was driving a Forklift and because of some instability of the thing that i'm lifting, one of the forklift's tyre accidentally got into a hole and the forklift was stuck.
I was farked! (to be nice it's actually f*cked)
Then come so many people to scold me. That's why i was farked. It was not my fault at all. But it was much worse when the mount steel plates were scatterred all over the road. God damn it!
Even when I was driving my car, I was still paranoid of holes. U can't imagine how bad it feels when u were driving a forklift and all of a sudden u felt a drop and the forklift stucked not movable.
Solution :: Take another forklift to list the stucked forklift. It was a total embarassment!
And my car leftside is now a lil bit lower than the right side. It's because of the holes on the road, damn it!
So now am i paranoid of the holes or to handle machines? What do u think?
It's 5.30. I'm going back. Jogging time!
April 6, 2005
April 4, 2005
April Fool happenings around the globe...!
1. Sad Story :: A friend of Mine...
Buahahaha! 5 comments plus I-don't-know-how-many swears and four-letter-words being uttered to me, by phone and email.
I just thought that people won't believe it. Maybe people forget that it's the 1st April.
2. Hitz.FM
This morning, when I was driving, they were asking people to call them and tell them whether they managed to con people or to freak people about something. I have no idea so I just keep listening.
Then they played the Reshmonu's Hey Walle song. Didn't knowing that it was a replay, I was freaked out when during the song, which has some raps, I suddenly notice that there are some non-rap talkings at the background. I notice more when the rap is supposed to end but the talking was still going.
They quarrelling and arguing about work, who came first, firing people. They sound so serious, and it was a very butt-firing arguments. I was about to call them and ask what's happening but when they stopped the replay, they say that it was something planned just for the April Fool.
I would say, I don't believe it. They must have been quarelling for real. Come on man, how good they act, they won't talk about such sensitive and nonsense things.
It must be a cover up of their own mistakes.
Phuck! Or may be I'm fooled, but it doesn't look like one.
3. MalaysiaKini.Com
They accused politicians to have involved in the bribery but later on they claimed that it was an April Fool Joke.
It was a serious joke which might cause havoc. Don't do it again or I guess u're just wanna cover up yourself!
4. I myself fucked this time!
I rushed for the Jumaat Prayer on the last Friday. At 2, I rushed out to go to a customer's place to get the scraps from his place. He asked me to wait and we waited for 2 hours there.
When he arrives, he just say, April Fool! No scrap today!
And I was about to punch him on his punched that guy when he pinched my left shoulder, while I was boiling hot angry with the april fool joke. This is work thingy, it shouldn't happen right?
5. From the rest of the world.
Buahahaha! 5 comments plus I-don't-know-how-many swears and four-letter-words being uttered to me, by phone and email.
I just thought that people won't believe it. Maybe people forget that it's the 1st April.
2. Hitz.FM
This morning, when I was driving, they were asking people to call them and tell them whether they managed to con people or to freak people about something. I have no idea so I just keep listening.
Then they played the Reshmonu's Hey Walle song. Didn't knowing that it was a replay, I was freaked out when during the song, which has some raps, I suddenly notice that there are some non-rap talkings at the background. I notice more when the rap is supposed to end but the talking was still going.
They quarrelling and arguing about work, who came first, firing people. They sound so serious, and it was a very butt-firing arguments. I was about to call them and ask what's happening but when they stopped the replay, they say that it was something planned just for the April Fool.
I would say, I don't believe it. They must have been quarelling for real. Come on man, how good they act, they won't talk about such sensitive and nonsense things.
It must be a cover up of their own mistakes.
Phuck! Or may be I'm fooled, but it doesn't look like one.
3. MalaysiaKini.Com
They accused politicians to have involved in the bribery but later on they claimed that it was an April Fool Joke.
It was a serious joke which might cause havoc. Don't do it again or I guess u're just wanna cover up yourself!
4. I myself fucked this time!
I rushed for the Jumaat Prayer on the last Friday. At 2, I rushed out to go to a customer's place to get the scraps from his place. He asked me to wait and we waited for 2 hours there.
When he arrives, he just say, April Fool! No scrap today!
And I was about to punch him on his punched that guy when he pinched my left shoulder, while I was boiling hot angry with the april fool joke. This is work thingy, it shouldn't happen right?
5. From the rest of the world.
To sum up, April Fool Day is dangerous, so use it wisely....In Japan, a zoo unveiled its "great discovery" of a giant penguin which was 165cm tall and weighed a whopping 80kg. But the 'Lord' penguin turned out to be a man dressed in a furry penguin suit. And penguins were the subject of an April Fool at Edinburgh Zoo too - when staff claimed they had an exhibition of the world's-first flying penguins. Sadly that was a joke too! Potter fans got a shock when fan site Mugglenet claimed it had been shut down by a court after it had broken copyrights against Warner Brothers and JK Rowling. There was a funny sheep story in The Mirror newspaper. They claimed sheep were being used to trim the grass of the new Wembley. The story said the sheeps' droppings were also being used to fertilise the grass. And The Sun newspaper said travellers had set up camp on the Queen's lawn at Windsor Castle, claiming their relatives had got permission from King Edward III to pitch tents in the royal grounds. The Independent said Jamie Oliver was going to stand as an MP for the Conservative Party. And global warming is caused by dandruff, The Express claimed. Sport wasn't left out either. Bayern Munich claimed on their website that they'd poached David Beckham from Real Madrid. The press in Switzerland reckoned Prince Charles was going to have his stag night at rock star Phil Collins' home in the Swiss village of Begnins. And an advert in The Independent claimed BMW had invented a car with a steering wheel in the middle of the car. And The Sun also said that the European Union was going to ban April Fool's Day altogether
April 1, 2005
Sad Story :: A friend of mine..
Today might be the saddest day of my life....
For the rest of my life, I would not forget this one good friend of mine which I had known for years.
When I was 10, I was schooling in Kuala Terengganu, I happen to get to know this one girl named Nurul Ain. She's a new girl in school as we entered the standard 4. Even though I was just ten, I started to feel the love rosing in my heart for this girl.
She's is the cutest ever girl I've seen (up to that time). Ever! I was thinking that she may not be even lookin' at me as she may obviously notice that herself is cute, and everyone was like really wanting to be close to her.
As usual, me as a hero in this short story, I sat near to her. You know, in the primary school, they normally group the students according to the exam result. So I was in the Group 1, together with 6 more pupils, Haniff, Fazilahwati, Fauziah, Nurul Ain and Farahiya. Cute names aren't they? It happens that it was always either me or Haniff to be getting the first in the class, then followed by the rest of the 4 girls; Fazilah Wati, Nurul Ain, Fauziah and Farahiya.
In front of me was Fazilah Wati. Other students, even the teachers were always like to matchmake me with Fazilah Wati, which always caused her to be shy with me, whenever we met. Ouch!
Well, my heart was always with Nurul Ain.
I tried to get close to her, as Haniff was doing it as well. It was threatening and sickening when Haniff was always spoiling my plan to talk to her in the class or even during the recess time.
The best time arrived, when I was playing during the recess, she called me amongst the crowd just to share her 'kuih', which I purposely asked from her. She's a very nice girl, she won't let anyone down so I know she'll be looking for me, even in the crowd.
Since then, we're always seen together, as Haniff won't think he had a chance anymore. Well, since then me and Haniff became a very good friend. I just don't know why. Males are just like that, ya know..
Then it was the end of the year. We had exams. On the day of the result announcements, the fourth was Nurul Ain, third was Fazilah Wati.
There were only my and Haniff's names that were not announced yet.
My teacher, Cikgu Aman announced,
"Second place... nobody....!"
That means me and Haniff shared the first place. I was so happy, so was Haniff, and spontaneously we hugged each other.
Anyway, even that was really a joy and happy moment, it was also a mourning moment for me. I jumped for joy but when I landed I started to cry..!
My family is going to be transferred to somewhere else. Cikgu Aman came to me and hugged me to console me. Only my teacher and Haniff know that I'm leaving.
Other friends came nearer and asked. Haniff explained to 'em that I'm going to leave the school. The happy moment had suddenly turned dull. Some other friends also hugged me and cried, but later, I heard people calling Ain for several times and when I looked up, she was not around.
I went out of the class. I saw Nurul Ain walked quickly downstairs. I chased her and called her but she didn't even stop for me.
As I came close to her, I stopped her and tell her,
"I'm sorry I didn't tell you, but I just want you to be happy. I don't want to let this thing to ruin your happiness and concentration in your studies."
"Why are you doing this?"
"Because I think I love you"
Then she ran away, hide herself in the toilet and never came to school the day afterwards. There were only a few days left for the school holiday. A few weeks later, my family shifted to another place.
Sine then, I've never heard about her, until today, when I saw the newspaper, she's dead in an accident.
It's her....! I still recognise her. Her face doesn't change that much! At my age of 28, with such a pretty face, which I still can recognise and she's still single!
I've contacted Fazilah Wati, and she told me everything about her. They've become good friends when I left. She was actually waiting for me, and she really hoped that one day, I would look for her and ask her to get married.
I'm so sad now. If and only if my father was not to be transferred.....
ps :: Sometimes, we're just not meant to be together. If and only if I know that she was taking my heart with her, I'm very sure that I'm at least a somebody now, married with kids. I don't even remember about her at all because THESE CRAPS ARE ALL MADE UP!
HAPPY APRIL FOOL!
(I feel like laughing to death. I'm so sorry! Just for once!)
For the rest of my life, I would not forget this one good friend of mine which I had known for years.
When I was 10, I was schooling in Kuala Terengganu, I happen to get to know this one girl named Nurul Ain. She's a new girl in school as we entered the standard 4. Even though I was just ten, I started to feel the love rosing in my heart for this girl.
She's is the cutest ever girl I've seen (up to that time). Ever! I was thinking that she may not be even lookin' at me as she may obviously notice that herself is cute, and everyone was like really wanting to be close to her.
As usual, me as a hero in this short story, I sat near to her. You know, in the primary school, they normally group the students according to the exam result. So I was in the Group 1, together with 6 more pupils, Haniff, Fazilahwati, Fauziah, Nurul Ain and Farahiya. Cute names aren't they? It happens that it was always either me or Haniff to be getting the first in the class, then followed by the rest of the 4 girls; Fazilah Wati, Nurul Ain, Fauziah and Farahiya.
In front of me was Fazilah Wati. Other students, even the teachers were always like to matchmake me with Fazilah Wati, which always caused her to be shy with me, whenever we met. Ouch!
Well, my heart was always with Nurul Ain.
I tried to get close to her, as Haniff was doing it as well. It was threatening and sickening when Haniff was always spoiling my plan to talk to her in the class or even during the recess time.
The best time arrived, when I was playing during the recess, she called me amongst the crowd just to share her 'kuih', which I purposely asked from her. She's a very nice girl, she won't let anyone down so I know she'll be looking for me, even in the crowd.
Since then, we're always seen together, as Haniff won't think he had a chance anymore. Well, since then me and Haniff became a very good friend. I just don't know why. Males are just like that, ya know..
Then it was the end of the year. We had exams. On the day of the result announcements, the fourth was Nurul Ain, third was Fazilah Wati.
There were only my and Haniff's names that were not announced yet.
My teacher, Cikgu Aman announced,
"Second place... nobody....!"
That means me and Haniff shared the first place. I was so happy, so was Haniff, and spontaneously we hugged each other.
Anyway, even that was really a joy and happy moment, it was also a mourning moment for me. I jumped for joy but when I landed I started to cry..!
My family is going to be transferred to somewhere else. Cikgu Aman came to me and hugged me to console me. Only my teacher and Haniff know that I'm leaving.
Other friends came nearer and asked. Haniff explained to 'em that I'm going to leave the school. The happy moment had suddenly turned dull. Some other friends also hugged me and cried, but later, I heard people calling Ain for several times and when I looked up, she was not around.
I went out of the class. I saw Nurul Ain walked quickly downstairs. I chased her and called her but she didn't even stop for me.
As I came close to her, I stopped her and tell her,
"I'm sorry I didn't tell you, but I just want you to be happy. I don't want to let this thing to ruin your happiness and concentration in your studies."
"Why are you doing this?"
"Because I think I love you"
Then she ran away, hide herself in the toilet and never came to school the day afterwards. There were only a few days left for the school holiday. A few weeks later, my family shifted to another place.
Sine then, I've never heard about her, until today, when I saw the newspaper, she's dead in an accident.
It's her....! I still recognise her. Her face doesn't change that much! At my age of 28, with such a pretty face, which I still can recognise and she's still single!
I've contacted Fazilah Wati, and she told me everything about her. They've become good friends when I left. She was actually waiting for me, and she really hoped that one day, I would look for her and ask her to get married.
I'm so sad now. If and only if my father was not to be transferred.....
ps :: Sometimes, we're just not meant to be together. If and only if I know that she was taking my heart with her, I'm very sure that I'm at least a somebody now, married with kids. I don't even remember about her at all because THESE CRAPS ARE ALL MADE UP!
HAPPY APRIL FOOL!
(I feel like laughing to death. I'm so sorry! Just for once!)
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