Traffic Jams::Avoiding it

No where to slumber. Guess I've to sojourn in Giant's commorancy in Serdang. Heri is gonna tarry in his office. Dispute of staying in Serdang is, it's shlep away from my office in Bangsar + the traffic. That would cause me to bear high fuel and wasted time.

List of crunches that i would have to subjugate

1::Jaded of vehiculating my dragger in the clogged traffic
2::High combusting dissipation of propellant
3::Delayed freight to my berth

The ART::This forenoon I rouse up ere long at 0530. Douched. I steered my 4-wheels real slow while savvying the vigority of the morning whiff. Without having to shift numerously, drove for about 40 mins (crawling at 50-60 km/h), maneuvered my car at 0640 and appeared in my province at 0645. The propellant gauge hasn't indicate any fluctuation. I managed my pace and my fuel efficiently. Seated on my desk FRESH!!

The state of the ART::Wake up early by conk out early. HOW??????? Get yourself zenithly bored and discontented and try to f*ck yourself up by asking a few idiots that you know the occasion of going out with is none. Try to summon 'em out. More chap u ask will result you more declination. More refusal will cause you to become sad, pessimistic, moron, psychotic, mad, f*cked up, flippo, lunatic, deranged, dementially sick and migraine. You will (i'm assuring you this unless u're a retarded human-being who can take on refusals (a lot of refusals) in a very unequivocal way. If you are, then u're at par with Shebang Shebang William Hung of American Idol hehehe) clamber of your divan sooner as u're retardedly torpid. Importantly do not slight to take off your contact lenses b4 drowsing yourself into the dark sanitarium of the night.

Gal::Psycho them to chase you.

I was quite frantic on how I was making up with Tasha lately. I think i affectionately like her very much, and how i was infatuated about her, but to be as usual she seems, no sign of anything. After accompanied her to study somewhere near my place sometimes b4, she had never contacted me. I was about to ask a few, Jar Jar or Tasha for the Valentine Dinner but Tasha voiced out about her plan goin out with her frens. Jar Jar was abstaining as so many people were asking her out and to be fair she's not gonna be out with anyone. A loser I am rite?

The ART :: I never contacted Tasha since then. I guess Jar Jar has lose her intriguement towards me, as I could feel it. That's what I feel towards Tasha too. Till on the Valentine's Day, Tasha called me.

Tasha::Hi *****. (A loud scream). Hei. How are you?
Me::Not so fine (I'm a loser anyway)
Tasha::So long without a word. I wanna ask u out.
Me::Are u sure?
Tasha::Yeah, we go to ikea and have dinner?
Me::Hoho.. not today.. I'm in Seremban and...
Tasha::What? Oh i'm gonna be lonely today..
Me::Promise u, we go to the IKEA tomorrow.
Tasha::Alrite dear.. Promise??
Me::Yeah..
Tasha::Ok bye, I'll call u tomorow.
Me::Bye.

The next day, she called. I didn't pickup cause was bz. Monday she called again and we only go out on Tuesday. She was so happy, and she wanted to go there over & over again with me. she wanted me to promise her.. hehe.. And she asked me to page her anytime I want, with the magical word::PLEASE... hehe

The state of the ART::As thought by my dear sister OGY, if u like a girl, too much of chasing her is a DON'T. Reserve ourselves sometimes we have. Stated above is the result of my deeds. Kewl advice hunny. Haha.. I do really appreciate it.

Attendance::The art of coming late to work

1000::I stepped out of ma car subitaneously after havin a hard time lookin for a free, good spot forbidden parking spot. Obliterated about ma id tags and smart cards, to ma car i turn back to get 'em. Languorously I marched, get up to my office by elevator and here we are.. My office..

The ART::Ready with my cellphone at my right grabber, and a bunch of paper piles at my left duke. Swope the smart card to the card reader. Entered the office courageously, to my desk i slowly walk. Off the desk I pounded the papers and huddle seriously over the phone. Hung up and pick the desk phone on some other chap's desk and dialled my own extension.. My phone rings.. i mumbled for a while and saying out loud that I'm gonna call them back l8er. The phone on my desk i get and pick it up, and I missed it. And someone slowly whispered:: Wah so busy you are?

The state of the ART::Nothing much in substantial. Just let people start to think that u're such a busy person and no one would notice that it was just a gimmick. This is a psychotic version of playing with other people's thinking.