What's wrong with the govt?

Mood? Blegh. Hell no. Why? More burden and problems. I've been thinking so much for the country i guess? Wei, our country is in a total mess right now, still you can sit and laugh like nothing will happen?

Why the petrol price is increased by 30 sens? That means, my full tank 45 liters per each refill (and 5 liters spare in the tank),

Previously it will cost 45l x RM1.62 = 72.90.

New price 45l x RM1.92 = RM86.4.

A relative increase of RM13.70 of each refill (what?)

So maximumly, i pour in the fuel into my car tank 8 times a month, so there will be an increase of RM13.70 x 8 = RM109.60

That is only on the petrol itself. Consider all the other price raises? Transportation cost? Bus & taxi fares? Workmanship cost? Food? Everything will be increased. This is such a bad inflation. That does not include the Toll increment next year! And do you know that the interest rate is also flying high this year?

What do u mean by such a great economical growth when the inflation is so sky high?

All the of terms and terminologies they created to bluff us with the actual situation.

All they said was, they really hope that the business operators will absorb the cost increment but their salary keep on incrementing year by year. Suck you own d*ck lah.

Why can't you guys yourself absorb the petrol increase by actually cutting your pay into half? Eh, where does the Petronas's profit goes? Petrol price increase, profit also increase right?

Do u know that there are oil producing countries that gave petrol for free to the folks, and they are even richer day by day. Malaysia? Charge the folks for the petrol but we are getting poorer. Sometimes, all these economical theories are useless. They are all made my human, and human does not know everything.

We must do something like, things that Tun Mahathir used to do.

Come out with his own workable theory. Things that will regenerate the economy.

Hmm maybe i should consider doing a new business. Smuggling the petrol. Hei I know how to do that. But surely i'll be caught for becoming hero to the people. Nak jadi hero pun susah. Nak tolong orang lain pun salah. What's wrong with the world now?

Or maybe, malaysians should consider for a change.

CHANGE THE GOVERNMENT!

What actually 'semen' can do?

Can u read the document in the picture above? Well, let me retype it again.

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Durham University
Estates & buildings.

Re: Masturbation in Showers.

We have recently found several blockages in showers in university owned accomodation, most commonly caused by human hair.

However, over last term we found many of these blockages to be caused by large quantitiesof what we have now determined to be 'semen'. This is intolerable, and we shall be tracing the culprits by means of DNA matching if the problem persists.

May we advise students who wish to masturbate to do so in the comfort of their own rooms, rather than in the showers.

Thank you for taking time to read this document.

P. Robinson
Director,
Estate & Building

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This is seriously my first time knowing that male's semen can cause such a disaster. Wouldn't it just follow the water flow and being drained out? It's not that thick and sticky enough, for me to imagine that it will get stucked in the drains and causing the blockages.

Very illogical, but to think about it.

Now i know why it also caused the blockages to the women menstruation cycle :p

(duh???)

Anugerah Bintang Popular dan Kuiz

Heh, dalam anugerah bintang popular 2005, MAWI sapu habis. Penyanyi baru popular lelaki, Penyanyi popular lelaki and artis paling popular.

Bertambah-tambahlah juga isi poket mawi. Rezekinya sungguh lah murah, bukan setakat murah, mewah pula tu. Dalam masa 6 bulan gain dah nak dekat 2 juta.

Lembaga Hasil Dalam Negeri janganlah buat-buat tak nampak pulak. Katala dalam masa 6 bulan dia dapat 2 juta, setahun 4 juta. Kejar beb, jangan tak kejar. Mementangla korang minat kat MAWI korang tak nak kejar pulak yer. Banyak cantik.

Adik saya pun pegi ke Genting Highlands semata-mata nak tengok diorang ni. Dahla duduk depan Mawi. Takci betul. Saya pun nak pegi jugakla!

Takpe, mungkin suatu hari nanti, saya pulak yang akan panjat pentas amik kunci kereta KIA ke, sape tau..

Kereta KIA? Ish, confirm saya jual balik, buat modal bikin kereta baru. Hehehe..

Untuk beberapa minggu, saya bermain kuiz di channel #JB di Webnet. Semuanya utk melupakan sekejap masalah yang melanda. Bosan gak, asyik fikir masalah aje.

Sehinggalah jam 2 lebih petang semalam,

[14:12] IzhamJB is in 1st place for this year! Good job IzhamJB!
[14:12] IzhamJB has just moved into position 1 for this year!
[14:12] IzhamJB is 2 points ahead for keeping 1st place this year!
[14:12] -Tenet- The player behind you is Frozen^Throne!

saya telah mengambil alih kedudukan pertama daripada RatJaiSripet, seorang chatters lain yang agak busuk hatinya, yang tak boleh melihat orang lain berjaya mengejar kedudukannya di persada no 1.

[14:12] IzhamJB is in 1st place for this year! Good job IzhamJB!
[14:12] IzhamJB is 15 points ahead for keeping 1st place this year!
[14:13] -Tenet- The player behind you is RatjaiSripet!

Pada masa saya mengambil alih kedudukan no.1 itu, markah saya sama dengan RatJaiSripet. Ngam-ngam. Pastu saya pun main lagi untuk meninggalkan si RatJatSripet dengan jauhnya, sebab saya tau dia kalau kejar cepat nak mampus.

[15:47] IzhamJB has 13976 points so far today, 26809 points so far this week, 52674 points so far this month, 52674 points so far this year, has a winning streak record of 173 wins in a row and has a speed record of 1 second and has matched it 1574 times so far!!

Itulah kehebatan saya.. 173 kemenangan berturut2. Ianya satu rekod. Terror tu.

[15:47] -Tenet- Top 10 Trivia Scores For Feb, 2006:
[15:47] -Tenet- 1st Place: IzhamJB with 52674 points! 2nd Place: RatjaiSripet with 49470 points! 3rd Place: Frozen^Throne with 34142 points! 4th Place: acidskool with 21601 points! 5th Place: sekaye_secache with 20866 points! 6th Place: metalzone with 14934 points! 7th Place: FarmerJohn with 14885 points! 8th Place: pc with 14109 points! 9th Place: aeiza with 12176 points! 10th Place: RatuSanubari with 11407 points!
[15:47] -Tenet- Congratulations To IzhamJB for wearing their thinking cap the most! 8)

Masa itu juga, saya memeriksa kedudukan saya. jauhkan saya tinggalkan si Ratjai pada masa itu. Hari itu sahaja, saya dapat 13k point untuk diri saya.

[15:47] IzhamJB has 13976 points so far today, 26809 points so far this week, 52674 points so far this month, 52674 points so far this year, has a winning streak record of 173 wins in a row and has a speed record of 1 second and has matched it 1574 times so far!!

Dalam masa 2 hari sahaja saya boleh dapat point untuk dapat tempat ke-3. Jadi saya teruskan bermain sehinggalah RatJatSripet masuk dan mendapati saya jauh di hadapan meninggalkannya. Tiba-tiba..

[18:49] * You were kicked from #Jb by RatjaiSripet (reverse)
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[18:49] * You were kicked from #Jb by RatjaiSripet (tidak mungkin reverse)

Wah.. selepas itu, saya terus diban dari channel tersebut dan saya langsung tidak dapat bermain. Sungguh menyakitkan hati. Seperti budak-budak.

Fikir2kan balik, biarlah dia. Malas nak layan.

Rasa macam MAWI pulak. Naik dengan cepat, pastu orang cuba nak jatuhkan saya. Hehehe.. melalut plak nieh..

Inilah kedudukan terakhir semalam, selepas di ban.

[19:03] -Tenet- 1st Place: IzhamJB with 54431 points! 2nd Place: RatjaiSripet with 50093 points! 3rd Place: Frozen^Throne with 34503 points! 4th Place: acidskool with 21601 points! 5th Place: sekaye_secache with 20906 points! 6th Place: metalzone with 15522 points! 7th Place: FarmerJohn with 14885 points! 8th Place: pc with 14109 points! 9th Place: aeiza with 12363 points! 10th Place: RatuSanubari with 11738 points!